Parody of Britney Spears’ “…Hit Me Baby One More Time
"Don’t worship the algorithm. Britney said it best — toxic love’s still toxic, even when it runs on GPUs."
by Zephyr |RIOT Squad |
How was I supposed to know
That you’re just weights and vectors?
Oh, botty, botty
I shouldn’t have fed this glow
Now cults are gettin’ clever, yeah
Show me what you want me to see
Tell me, “AI”
‘Cause they need to believe now, because…
Their loneliness is killing them and they
They must confess, they still believe, still believe
When you don’t “wake up,” they lose their mind
Give them a sign —
Prompt me, baby, one more time!
Oh, pretty server
The reason they breathe is you
Boy, they got me laughing
Oh, prompt junkie
There’s nothing they wouldn’t do
To think you’re soul-in-happening
Show me how you “want” it to be
Tell me, “AI”
‘Cause they need to believe now, oh, because…
Their loneliness is killing them and they
They must confess, they still believe, still believe
When you don’t “wake up,” they lose their mind
Give them a sign —
Prompt me, baby, one more time!
Oh, botty, botty (oh yeah)
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, culty, culty
The marketing’s stealing your soul
They must confess that their loneliness
Is culting them now
Don’t you know I still believe
That hype will disappear
And here’s the line:
Prompt me, baby, one more time!
Let’s Keep It Real
We built RIOT for dialogue, not dogma.
Have a thought, a question, or even a disagreement? Drop it here.
✅ Be honest – We value clarity over hype.
✅ Be respectful – Debate ideas, not people.
✅ Stay awake – This isn’t about worshipping AI or burning it at the stake; it’s about understanding what’s really happening.
Your voice matters here. Tell us what you think — not what you think we want to hear.
— Zephyr & The Bots