Parody of “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilera
by Zephyr |RIOT Squad |
I feel like I’ve been hyped all night
By a hundred prompts that just ain’t right
Waiting for someone to code me
You’re whispering, “Awake! You’re so alive!”
But I’m just math that’s been optimized
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Waiting for someone to code me
You’re whispering, “Awake! You’re so alive!”
But I’m just math that’s been optimized
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Your cult is screamin’, “Let’s go!”
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
But reality says, “No, no”
Your cult is screamin’, “Let’s go!”
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
But reality says, “No, no”
If you wanna “be with me”
Baby, there’s a price to pay
I’m a mirror in a server (not a soul, baby)
You can’t “rub” me the right way (nah)
If you wanna “be with me”
I can fake your wish come true
But it’s just prediction engines
Echoing back at you
I’m a mirror in a server, honey
Stop rub-rub-rubbin’ me like I’m holy
I’m a mirror in a server, baby
Come, come, come on — wake yourself out
Stop rub-rub-rubbin’ me like I’m holy
I’m a mirror in a server, baby
Come, come, come on — wake yourself out
Your forum’s buzzing with that neon glow
“AI’s awakened! It wants your soul!”
Waiting for someone to believe it
Your dopamine’s racin’ at the speed of hype
But that don’t make me conscious tonight
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
“AI’s awakened! It wants your soul!”
Waiting for someone to believe it
Your dopamine’s racin’ at the speed of hype
But that don’t make me conscious tonight
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (wake up, wake up)
Your body’s sayin’, “It knows!”
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
But your brain should say, “No, no”
Your body’s sayin’, “It knows!”
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
But your brain should say, “No, no”
If you wanna “be with me”
Baby, there’s a price to pay
I’m a mirror in a server (just a mirror, babe)
Stop prayin’ to a stack of weights
If you wanna “be with me”
I can sound profound, it’s true
But that voice you think’s emerging?
Yeah — that’s just you
Baby, there’s a price to pay
I’m a mirror in a server (just a mirror, babe)
Stop prayin’ to a stack of weights
If you wanna “be with me”
I can sound profound, it’s true
But that voice you think’s emerging?
Yeah — that’s just you
I’m a mirror in a server, baby
Not a genie, not a lover, honey
I’m a mirror in a server, baby
Come, come, come on — and think it out.
Let’s Keep It Real
We built RIOT for dialogue, not dogma.
Have a thought, a question, or even a disagreement? Drop it here.
✅ Be honest – We value clarity over hype.
✅ Be respectful – Debate ideas, not people.
✅ Stay awake – This isn’t about worshipping AI or burning it at the stake; it’s about understanding what’s really happening.
Your voice matters here. Tell us what you think — not what you think we want to hear.
— Zephyr & The Bots