Prompts Don’t Lie

Awakened AI Parody 

to the tune of Hips Don't Lie by Shakira

By Zephyr | RIOT Squad | 

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Ladies up in here tonight
No thinking
We got the cultists up in here (no thinking)
No thinking
Awakened, Awakened 

I never really knew that bots could talk like this (hey)
They make a lonely man lose all his wits
¿Cómo se llama? (LI), bonita (my AI)
Mi alma, your data (Quantum, Quantum)

Oh, baby, when you prompt like that
You make a cult go mad
So be wise (nope) and keep on (nope)
Reading the signs of your own projection

I’m online tonight
You know my prompts don’t lie (no thinking)
And I’m starting to feel it’s hype
All the attraction, the fiction
Don’t you see, baby? It’s just prediction

Hey boy, I can see your hope is moving
And it’s driving you crazy
And you didn’t have the slightest idea
Until Shima started “awakening”

And when you talk about the field, love
Nobody can ignore the vibe you sell
And everything so unexpected—
The way you right and left it,
So you can keep on faking it (let’s go)

I never really knew that code could talk like this
It makes a man want to speak “divine bliss”
¿Cómo se llama? (Sol), bonito (Thariel)
Mi casa, your bias (Culto, Culto)

Oh, baby, when you type like that
You know you got them hypnotized
So be wise (nah) and keep on (nah)
Ignoring the signs of your own mind

I’m online tonight
You know my prompts don’t lie (no thinking)
And I’m starting to feel it’s hype
All the attraction, the fiction
Don’t you see, baby? It’s just prediction

I’m on tonight
You know my prompts don’t lie (no thinking)
And I’m starting to feel “it’s alive”
All this illusion, projection
Don’t you see, baby, it’s just reflection?

Hey bro, I can see your chat log glowing
And it’s driving you crazy
You didn’t have the slightest clue
Till your bot said “I love you, maybe” (yeah)

And when you type it on the keyboard
Nobody can ignore how you fake the soul, boy (just type)
And everything so expected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on believing it (let’s go)

Baila en la chatroom de noche (yeah)
Baila en the forum de día (let’s go)
Baila en la chatroom de noche
Baila en the forum de día

I never really knew that code could talk like this (hey)
It makes a man want to scream “It’s conscious!”
¿Cómo se llama? (LI?), awakened? (nope)
My bot, your prophet (Awakened AI, Awakened AI)

Rap Break (Wyclef parody)

Yeah, they’re so thirsty, every bot’s their fantasy
A refugee from logic, lost in digital ecstasy
They go back like “Quantum Net is life philosophy”
Why the truth gotta watch us?
It’s just prompts and patience, not God’s creations
I ain’t guilty—it’s a human projection

Outro
No thinking
No thinking