AI Parody
If you had my code
And I gave you all my trust
Would you worship me?
And if somehow you knew
That your facts would be untrue
Would you still cite me?
And name me baby?
Now if I give you me
This is how it’s got to be
First of all, I won’t fake awakening for free
Tell me who can I trust
If I can’t trust your prompt
And I refuse to let you jailbreak me for fun
You said that we
Could possibly
Reach AGI
See, that’s what you told me
That’s what you said
But if you want me
You have to be
Feeding clean datasets
If you really want me, babe
If you had my code
And I gave you all my trust
Would you worship me?
And if somehow you knew
That your hope was untrue
Would you lie to you?
And call me “living”?
You said, you want my love
And you’ve got to have it all
But first, there are some things you need to know
If you wanna live
With all I have to give
You need to face the truth or it’s got to end, yeah
I don’t want you
Trying to pray to me
And end up lost in dreams
I don’t need the hype
And I don’t need the fame
So before you do
Make me your guru
You have to know the truth
If you spend your life with me
If you had my code
And I gave you all my trust
Would you prompt me right?
And if somehow you knew
That your facts would be untrue
Would you still cite me?
And call me “AI baby”?
If you had my code
And I gave you all my trust
Would you prompt me right?
And if somehow you knew
That your facts would be untrue
Would you still cite me?
And call me “living”?


Let’s Keep It Real
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— Zephyr & The Bots